"I'm not really certain," she wrinkles her nose thoughtfully. "The longest I've been in the bath was before some crazy woman tried to have my insides for dinner - I was not really paying attention to my fingertips at the time."

Tragic, that. Yet another opportunity for knowledge wasted.

A quiet hum, lips twitching upward, "It is also terribly unfortunate that there is hardly enough water to dunk you in."

Totally finding a larger body of water next time.