(no subject)

One might claim that it is a proven fact (or it very well should be, at any rate) that most male-shaped beings revert back to helpless, slightly drippy, very needy children when faced with the most common of illnesses.

It should be noted, in light of such situations, that after her untimely and unanticipated fall and subsequent period of imprisonment, the star was not provided with her copy of The Proper Care and Keeping of Your Human. It is, therefore, entirely unsurprising that she finds herself rather at a loss as to what one does when they wake up with a shivering, sniffling, far too warm to be entirely healthy, male-shaped being pressed rather securely along their side.

Well, other then blink helplessly that is.